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Hello, allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor Mama April Unicorn, mother of the Baby Angel Unicorns. You may have noticed that one of my Angels travels with our inspectors addressing issues of concern, for your enlightenment, in this blog. Now that you have seen a Unicorn, my task is to introduce you to a Home/Building Inspection Unicorn. Interesting, when The Old Man (that would be Chris D. Hilton for those of you who are behind) had this wild crazy idea of finding a forest animal as a company mascot, determined that there weren't any, but that a mystic Unicorn actually represented our Inspection Company better than any other animal everyone thought that he was being immature, childish, silly, and had totally lost it, especially his bride GrandPam (that would be Realtor, Pam Hilton, for those of you who are behind). Let me become 100% serious and advise you that Unicorns are a fascinating, well addressed, concept in the world of business with courses taught on this subject in the finest business universities. Here is one example:
Is it possible that The Old Man isn't as off his rocker as many may imagine?
In the business world per Wikipedia: "The term unicorn refers to a privately held startup company with a value of over $1 billon. It is commonly used in the venture capital industry. The term was first popularized by venture capitalist Aillen Lee. Unicorns are very rare and require innovation. Because of their sheer size, unicorn investors tend to be private investors or venture capitalists, which means they are out of the reach of retail investors. Although it isn't necessary, many unicorns work their way to going public."
Was that boring enough for you? The Old Man and I propose that Chris D. Hilton and Associates Home/Building Inspections is an inspection unicorn. Although our little company isn't worth $1 billion (yet) this will explain why it is an inspection unicorn:
Our company isn’t like other companies, is rare and highly valued by its clients and the agents who recommend them. Our performance is stellar inspecting every home as if our children were the buyers and our grandchildren would occupy the home. We provide extras over and above the home inspection and report adding value in excess of the inspection fee. This includes various warranty coverages, a buyback guarantee, keeping the agents we work with in front of their clients multiple times a month, for free, FOREVER, conducting per-listing inspections for sellers, actually assisting the listing agent selling their listings.
The Old Man has requested that I introduce two courses of study which will be posted over time on this blog.
How we are a unicorn for Realtors
and
How we are a unicorn for our clients
The Old Man is kind enough to allow me to use is lovely mountain side office, chair, table and iPad. He says that I can stay in Sables house but I don't think I will fit. Do you? Snoopy has nothing on me!!!
Sable is not pleased
I think I will sleep in the wagon in the wagon shed.
Sable says that she is going to hitch me to it for a ride.
As we proceed a link to each course will be posted below
Coming Soon
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